ᴡ ɪ ʟ ᴅ ~ ᴛ ʜ ɪ ɴ ɢ
My name's Lauren. I'm sixteen years old, born and living in Florida. :) I love animals, nature, Pokémon, 90s cartoons, Disney movies (The Lion King mostly), and anything that brings a smile to my face.
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
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cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
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pros of dating me:
-you can literally kiss me whenever you want there will never be a time im not down for that
cons of dating me:
-i have no idea how to kiss so it’s probably gonna be really lame for you im sorry
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“Games with female protagonists don’t sell well”
What? What`s nicer than staring at a nice ass while you play?
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what did tumblr look like when it was first made?
no mom don’t get out the baby photos
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find the hidden message: sned me ndues
dudes semen
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RACHAEL RAY NO.
COMMAS ARE IMPORTANT
“Help me”
“I’m going to fucking die”
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